Brown and White Vol. 62 no. 19

              lehigh's auto club dashed to victory over harvard yesterday in a six furlong race through sayre park the meet was desig nated to inaugurate hot rods can be safe week which has since been postponed due to the unprecedented number of acci dents yesterday fifty-one of the 52 starters failed to finish coming into the foreground for lehigh was a new driver sopho more speedster chauncey allfat the hot rod sensation wheeled his 12-gylinder rebuilt reo across the finish line on the sigma nu lawn in 57.2 seconds one-tenth of a second over the world's record for the distance first to fall by the wayside was remington hill captain of the harvard squad who smashed head on into the porch at alpha tau omega fraternity in rapid succes sion the remainder of the cars plunged off the moun tain or into nearby fraternity houses through the sound of rending steel and screams of the maimed roared allfat's low-slung entry the next meet will be against colorado school of mines on may 23 continued next week arts demand booms while eng'xs falls a closed meeting of the place jinent committee early yesterday jrevealed that the boom demand for engineers has come to a sud den and unexpected end everett a teal placement di rector his face drawn and ashen | from lack of sleep stood before a meeting of arcadians profes isors and newspapermen includ ing reporters from the allentown morning-call bethlehem globe times and hellertown herald and announced he had been on jhe telephone most of the night receiving calls from companies all over the country who were cancelling their appointments j with him for future interviews some of the larger companies see teal page 4a lorus fail to function the in digestibles remain in the stomach they cause therein the produc tion of an unnatural amount of digestive juices this unnatural production if continued may re sult in inflammation of the stom ach lining and may eventually cause ulcers pounding the rostrum the doc tor drove home his point blat ant and distracting sounds such as those produced by the juke box in lamberton hall are a prime cause of pyloric failure which in turn is a prime cause of ulcers if you must have music while you eat make it soft music down with oh for just the chance to lo-o-o-ove you love you love you lo-o-o-ve you love you down with the juke box pull that plug pressed for a rebuttal lam berton manager hal stubbs pointed out that a combo from bethlehem's colored voters association was sched uled to play at interdormi tory council's traditional houseparty breakfast term ing this a feeble attempt to see chops page 2a a pre-houseparty crowd of more than 1,500 persons packed air-conditioned grace hall last night to hear francis john trem bley 8.5 m.s ph.d eminent conservationist and professor of biology discuss the effect on the human digestion of the au dible output of the juke box in lamberton hall also on hand were hal stubbs manager of lam berton hall and the lehigh band under prof william h schempf dr trembley's talk subtitled wurlitzer schmurlitzer let's have some quiet around here was a student concert-lecture series program observers said it was specifically presented to quell student unrest over the pre ponderance of concerts — some of them with conductors — and the absence of lectures on the scl schedule sir thomas beech am could not be reached for com ment illustrating his speech with a large brightly-colored dia gram of the human alimen tary canal dr trembley de clared there is this muscle name of pylorus which con trols the passage of indigesti ble material through the body should this here py volume 62 — number 21 terrible event coeds next fall friday may 4 1951 chor is shaken in colossal collapse oops . . m auric ain't got no truck with stalin president asa canal barge packer announced recently that start ing with the fall semester lehigh university would go co-educa jional it is believed the president reached this decision after mem bers of the staff expressed the opinion that the intelligence of the lypical lehigh man would not be sufficient for him to pass suc cessfully the college deferment test now being offered that coeducation is the only al ternative i regret that such a step must be takepi controversy ran amuck on the campus following the an nouncement speculation ran wild the frown and bite has carefully analyzed some of the aspects presented by the decision and has decided in favor of the move for those students who argue that lehigh university is no place for females we ask — doesn't the alma maier have the words on the breast of old south moun tain certainly therefore we feel that since our anthem defin itely determines the sex of the mountain it be only fitting and proper that she have a little fe male company prof aiken has been clamor ing for years that lehigh needs uplift we feel that the presence of women on campus would bring on such a phenomenon we realize that coeducation would present ta few problems naturally a new dorm would have to be constructed sugges tions from students show a desire that a woman's dorm be placed in the middle of the curve formed by richards drinker and dravo dormitories architecture along the lines of the new united na tions building has been proposed — the sides of the dorms would be constructed entirely of glass see uplift page 3a this photograph is destined to go down in the history of photographic art along with the epoch making shot of the graf zeppelin exploding over lakehurst a life photographer is mak ing a survey of college buildings in this country he was about to snap the alumni building early yesterday when it went crashing down before his eyes the picture was obtained from life magazine at a cost of 750 scl debate draws record crowd hootin annie blasted by trembley by auric d dunlap yours tiruly interviewed a le kigh professor on campus the other day in the vicinity of cop pee hall the following is a blast by blast account of that inter view professor d . . „ i represent the university organ what in hell is that well sir as i was saying i on behalf of my organ would like to interview you on the more per sonal side of your life for in stance your home life 7 a bit about rhe wife and child etc now first of all my readers would like to jcnow if you ..." : i hate stalin hmm . . very interesting pro fessor but to get off that subject for a bit do you ..." no we must act now i yes i see your point there professor quite true but to get away from that subject have you ever . . ." yes the danger is greater than ever yes of course professor how ever our publication feels . . ." she must be destroyed as soon as possible 1 at this point as you can readily see i was completely demoralized mentally and spiritually so utterly dis rupted was my thinking that within a split second the death blow figuratively speaking of course had been struck the vast throng which had gathered was vis see unca joe page 2a gothic walls crumble as people panic amid the blood-curdling screams of the administration lehigh's alumni memorial build ing collapsed early this mo:ning leaving the admissions office al most nothing to print pictures of a life photographer who jusi happened to be passing caught the unusual shot of the catastro phe which appears in this issue of the frown and bite at approximately 7:30 f..m a low rumble was heard by the sec retaries and the various univer sity administrators who weje jusl arriving to begin the day's work by 8 o'clock the noise had de veloped into a tremendous roar frantic personnel were jumping about like rabbits with their ears caught in the sewing machine great chunks of plaster filled the air deans of every type could be heard shouting something like why don't they stick to burning down christmas trees and save the atten dance records at all costs afier several minutes of teeter ing back and forth the grea low er came crashing to the ground shaking old south mountain to the chor the manager oj the supply bureau was seen standing in the ruins and screaming for help a 500 pound safe on his back which it was rumored con tained a full month's profit you won't catch me leaving 5c0,000 unattended he stated to the f&b reporter covering the tragedy . life magazine agreed lo al low the f&b to use its photograph for a fee of 750 which the board of publications found quite rea sonable miraculously no one was seriously injured when fhe stone tower fell although property damage was great the priceless statues which stood in the wings of fhe old building were complete ly destroyed causing stu dents untold grief fortunately however librar ian mack had only yesterday sold the statue of george wash ington to the republican club it was learned that dean leith is negotiating for its return to le high dean seidle said we are now seriously considering the addi see crash page 2a lehigh victorious in hot rod meet ¦ i bethlehem pa z7~mtt7it wxy x/ite campus chest biggest ever